Friday, September 16, 2005

My kind of wedding....

I could hang out with this crew. Money quote...

"At least 10 police officers responded, and when they arrested the groom, other members of the Fortunato group went ballistic and started fighting the cops."

Charging them with 1st degree riot is a bit much don't ya think. Most states attorneys suck serious balls.




Blogger Rev. Brandy said...

OH Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

I have to say that nothing that cool, I mean, uh, TERRIBLE, has ever happened at any wedding I have officiated.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was I had a cranky dad giving his daughter away; he didn't approve and spoke loudly and disruptively about said disapproval, throughout the ceremony. Because we all pretended we didn't hear him acting like a JACKASS, it didn't get ugly. But if the groom had lost his cool, we might have had someone "clocked" and someone else "cooling their heels" in Harford County lock-up.

No such luck, though.

I'll be sure to report when Rev. Brandy experiences the bridal brawl.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Hero of Canton said...

I think the money quote is "What we witnessed may have been alcohol driven."

1:51 AM  
Blogger ZooooM said...

oooooo, new heights for my wedding to reach for!

My brother is an LAPD and reservist, and my dad is a fromer Marine.

People are already terrified of my family. After reading that line, I realize I should go give C an extra big hug for dealing with my family...

3:30 PM  
Blogger Linda said...

Oh how I really wanted pictures of this scene!!!

10:51 PM  

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