What Apocalypse? What's this Seventh Sign?
"What do you mean Ragnarok, you Nordic bastard you? Neuticles? What's that? You mean someone invented fake testicles for your dog, to aid him in his self-esteem after neutering."
"That can't be true. It's way too . . . well . . . idiotic."
"It is true? . . . Right then, the end of the world truly is approaching - I'm sorry I doubted you."
Seriously, here's an excerpt from this article:
"Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness.
The product's Web site says Neuticles allow a pet "to retain his natural look" and "self esteem."
El Cabrito Hermoso - stunned reporter.
"That can't be true. It's way too . . . well . . . idiotic."
"It is true? . . . Right then, the end of the world truly is approaching - I'm sorry I doubted you."
Seriously, here's an excerpt from this article:
"Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness.
The product's Web site says Neuticles allow a pet "to retain his natural look" and "self esteem."
El Cabrito Hermoso - stunned reporter.
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