Friday, November 04, 2005

Talk About Ridiculous

Apparently a woman broke up with some guy a couple years back. He then found another girl and/or otherwise moved on with his life. She gets back in touch with him and invites him over. She even goes so far as to pick him up. Here is an excerpt from the link above:

"So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.
Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.
But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.

Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.

When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.

He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said."

Anyway, they are awaiting the verdict of the civil trial. In the criminal trial, the lady got a simple assault conviction and six months of probation. That seems absurdly lenient to me.

Quick question (and I'm just wondering), do you think a man would have gotten a similar sentence for a similar act?

KH (Learning to sleep with one eye open - oh yeah, and not to sleep with psychos)


Blogger The Management said...

Nope... 5 years I'd bet.


7:02 PM  
Blogger ZooooM said...

Absolutely not.

It's just one of those things. One of those things that will hopefully be phased out of the minds of people over time.

Like racism. Will it ever go away? I hope it does.

But until then, I guess we just have to deal with it.

Easier said by me, I realize, because I am a girl.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Badger said...

Was the guy drugged? Who the hell wouldn't feel their ass cheeks getting glued together? Besides Otter I mean.

1:12 PM  
Blogger The Management said...

With you around... it was the only way I felt safe at night.

You know.. 'cause you're gay... and a butt pirate.


1:19 PM  

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