This Joke may get me in trouble...

But to hell with it... funny is funny.

Proud To Be An American

Two families moved from Saudi Arabia to the USA.

When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.

A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replied, Fuck You, towel head."

Otter