This will balance it out for you Otter. There's a tent city in Arizona, it's a prison. I don't know all the details, and I should have linked an article, but the guy who made it took away all of the fluff of prison life he legally could, and he took some that weren't exactly legal to take.
Like, he tried not having cable tv in the city and when they told him he must, he only hooked it up and allowed the disney channel and the weather channel. And he stopped the porn subscriptions to the prisoners. He only lets them watch G rated films, and he pipes in speeches by republican speakers (I believe).
You can't go. I need my Scaggsville. You and Otter must live out your prison sentences here on the internet, and I don't think tent city has internet. So there.
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This will balance it out for you Otter. There's a tent city in Arizona, it's a prison. I don't know all the details, and I should have linked an article, but the guy who made it took away all of the fluff of prison life he legally could, and he took some that weren't exactly legal to take.
Like, he tried not having cable tv in the city and when they told him he must, he only hooked it up and allowed the disney channel and the weather channel. And he stopped the porn subscriptions to the prisoners. He only lets them watch G rated films, and he pipes in speeches by republican speakers (I believe).
Zoooom - it is a, perhaps, sad commentary on my life that this tent city sounds appealing. I wonder if I can just volunteer to live there.
You can't go. I need my Scaggsville. You and Otter must live out your prison sentences here on the internet, and I don't think tent city has internet. So there.
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