Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Can I borrow $347 million or so?

Apparently the Atlanta Braves are for sale. I want to buy the team. If they had an owner who cared, they would actually win every so often in the playoffs. AOL Time Warner is a crappy owner - they have cut the payroll almost every year recently and the Braves are only winning due to a talented farm system, John Schuerholz and Bobby Cox. If the payroll gets cut any more, they simply aren't going to be able to compete.

So, if you can spare a dollar or 500 million, I would really appreciate it.



Anonymous Badger said...

Maybe you can put the Braves on layaway and pay in installments

8:09 AM  
Blogger Kid Handsome said...

Good idea. I wonder how many installments it would take?

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Badger said...

Same number as how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

11:08 AM  
Blogger Kid Handsome said...

So, three then?

11:13 AM  

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