The Government is in your Shower
posted by Kid Handsome at 10:35 AM
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
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6 Comments:
Excellent. Now if we can only find a way to down a bottle of beer faster.
How fast? 9.8 meters per second squared fast?
For those who didn't go to college with me, I had a device (designed my some engineering friends of mine) that when attached to a beer bottle, it relieved the vaccum in the bottle and it allowed it to be drank freely.
I named it 9.8 m/s2.
Otter
Beat and shower. I haven't even read the article and already my gutter mind is at work. HOORAY!!
Ok, now I get it. What my pals do in water restricted areas is take the stupid low flow shower head and hammer nails into the holes (and then removing them, obviously...but to some of my friends not so much with the obvious) which makes for super nozzle! And the police don't know the difference because when visualy checking it out, it looks legit.
Zoooom, are you telling me that the police actually check these shower heads - for real - in certain places?
That's a little scary.
No, not really. I'm talking about when you rent an apartment or something, and say there's a problem with the plumbing. They send their minion out to fix it, and "check for non-authorized shower heads."
Also, my dad was a Marine, and we lived in base housing most of my life. We would have to remember to change out shower heads whenever we moved, or we got fined by the minions after they took possession of the house again. Stuff like that.
That's what I meant by police. I tend to throw words around with a loose connection.
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