Perhaps it was the reference to Clubber Lang below, or the one to Paris Hilton, or perhaps it was a combination of both, but I got to thinking about what Otter and I call the "Instant Punch List."
The instant punch list is the list of people who you would, upon seeing them, just walk up to and punch them in the mouth. No time for greetings, no screaming or threatening, nothing like that. Rather, when they reach out to shake your hand, you just drill them in the jaw with everything you have.
Below is my top 5 Hollywood/Celebrity punch list:
1. Alec Baldwin - the guy just seems like a jackass. He's clearly a know it all and I'm still waiting for him to move out of the country like he
promised when Bush was elected.
2. The lead singer from
Creed - I don't even remotely care to look up his name. I know what he looks like and I know that if I see him - bang.
3. Renee Zellweger - I just can't stand her beady eyes and annoying voice. It's nothing personal really, it's just that all her movies annoy me. The same is true of people who like her movies. (As an aside, I forgot to include Nicole Kidman in the Hollywood-beauties-who-are-not-actually-hot. She may have been hot 12 facelifts ago, but now, she is too pasty white, her red hair is fake, and her over-hyped red-carpet crap is starting to piss me off).
4. Fred Durst - I couldn't get away from his crappy music for two years, and when his music finally earned the widespread derision it deserved, I still see him or his name about once a week.
5. Ashton Kuchar - He's a new entry. I'm just tired of his shtick. He isn't funny,
Punk'd is annoying, and he's over-exposed. I wonder what he's going to do when
That 70's Show finally ends. Maybe he'll make another movie where he plays a dumb guy.
Put your lists in the comments.
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